Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.  J.R. WardDark Lover (via feellng)
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when you smell someone’s fart…

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when someone asks to see your phone

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